Him: "Bonjou. . . what is your name?"
Me: "Sarah - what is your's?"
Him: "[Fill-in-the-blank]. You are very intelligent."
Me: "Oh. Uh, thank you."
Him: "Will you help me learn english?"
Me: "Sure...[teaching commences for 2 minutes]"
Him: "Yes...very intelligent. I want to go to the States for university - will you sponsor me?"
Me: "I have no money to sponsor you for college, I'm sorry."
Him: "Do you believe in Jesus?"
Me: "Yes I do. Do you?"
Him: "Yes! [Pause] I love you."
Me: "What?"
Him: "You love Jesus, you are very intelligent, I love you."
Me: "Uhhh. Well, we are brothers and sisters in Christ! [Desperate attempt to steer the conversation away from where it is headed]"
Him: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: [said in defeat] ". . . No . . ."
Him: "I want to be in a relationship with you. You love Jesus, you don't have a boyfriend. Will you marry me?"
classic!!!
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Such good taste he has.
ReplyDeleteBut do you think your father should get on a plane and fly to Haiti to make sure that this young man gets the message?
Not that you need your father anymore for this kind of thing. . .
Bahahahaha AMAZING. well, who can blame him? You're pretty gosh-darn fabulous, if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteHahaa!!! I love this. I want someone to get video footage of this.
ReplyDeleteWell I think I would want to marry you too if you taught me any english. :)
ReplyDeleteI try this everytime, but it doesn't seem to work.
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